Saturday, December 31, 2011

Friday, December 30, 2011


You will, I hope, forgive me if I erupt all over this post.  I've been bottling it all up for days and I'm starting to get depressed.  You've heard me go on and on about my dad, but I've pretty much left my mom out of it.  She's so sweet, if you get mad at her, you feel guilty.  But I am mad.  And of course, since it's my mom, it's stirred up a whole pile of shit that would be better left untouched, you know?  But stirred it is, and probably typing will help.

I want to say that I'm nothing like my mom, and it is true that in terms of personality, as much as it pains me to say it, I'm much more like my dad than I am like her.  But my mom and I have so many things in common that it's not entirely true.  For one thing, the older I get, the more I look like her.  And we share many of the same anxieties.  Is that what mothers pass on to their children?  These are the things that should make your stomach clench.  These are the things that should make you worry about your worth as a human being.  These are the reasons why you can never relax. 


Do I do this to Nell?  Probably. 

Anyway.  Usually my mom and I get along pretty well as long as we're not together more than 4-5 days.  She chats endlessly to fill me in about all the relatives and what's going on with her friends and the book she's writing.  I enjoy hearing all the news, and although we long ago parted ways on opinions of any importance, we're both smart enough not to discuss that stuff.  And I help her with her computer questions.  That's one place we are entirely different-- she has not a molecule of technical proficiency in her entire body; I took to computers like a duck to water when I first encountered them in graduate school.  (don't laugh, it was 1983.)

I'm rambling.  This time, my strategy of just listening to her talk didn't work.  For one thing, I was (am) exhausted.  I finished the semester three days later than I was planning to, and then had nearly all of the Christmas preparations to do.  We hadn't even decorated the tree yet.  I spent all last week creating Christmas from the ground up, which all of us who are mothers (who celebrate Christmas) probably understand.  Usually I love doing it.  But I was just so tired this year.  It came together pretty well, and everyone, including me, had a great day. 

But I didn't do anything right as far as my mom was concerned the entire time.  I was doing too much.  I wasn't doing enough.  I would regret it if I didn't do this.  It doesn't make any sense to do that.  The major feeling I got from her as the days went by was disapproval.  Make that disapproval.  or maybe even DISAPPROVAL.  It was exhausting and demoralizing.  And I took it out on her by griping right back.  It's entirely possible that she's having exactly this same discussion with one of my sisters this week. 

Anyway.  What stopped me dead in my tracks this morning was thinking how different my life would have been if I had ever felt even a modicum of support from my parents.  My dad, for all his craziness, was far more supportive of who I am as a person than my mom ever was.  But he was crazy toxic, and not much help.  My mom just wanted a different kid than I was.  I was never social enough, acceptable enough, thin enough, popular enough.  I was far too introverted and I was interested in all the wrong things-- science fiction, music, deep questions.  I never cared enough about my social standing in our small town, and how that might reflect on her or on our family.  I liked being different, I liked being a nerd and going to science fairs and wearing overalls on Friday and playing up on stage in the symphony instead of wearing fancy clothes and handing out programs as a Symphonette like all the popular girls did. 

And yet at the same time, I can't blame that on her.  She never actively stopped me from doing any of those things, and she was very proud of my musical accomplishments.  She never forced me to take Social Dancing or finishing classes as many of my friends' moms did.  She wasn't awful.  We just didn't have the same priorities. 

And I'm still exhausted, so I'm ranting when there's really no reason to.  I will try to get more sleep this weekend and post something less whiney next week.  The new house renovation is proceeding.  It is (of course) going to take about ten days longer than we expected, but we should be in by the end of January.  We are packing like mad while Dean is off this week, and he has been beyond patient with my grumpiness. 

I was right.  I do feel better for having typed this out.  Hope y'all are all enjoying the post-holiday slowdown.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

until we meet again....

I thought I had interesting things to say this week, but every time I try to type them out, they turn into rants.  I think it is going to take awhile to recover from the end of the semester.  I've been a full-time student so far, but I decided last week that starting this coming semester, I'm going to drop back to part-time.  It's just too much.  I don't ever want to live through another week like that again.  

So, I will return after the holidays, probably next week.  Happy Solstice to all my friends who celebrate it!  and Merry Christmas, or Happy Hanukkah, or enjoy Kwanzaa, Festivus, or whatever variety of winter holiday you celebrate. 

Sunday, December 18, 2011

your rodents are safe

I'm finally finally finally done.

Saturday, December 17, 2011


You know, I have a bit of sexual abuse in my past, from when I was a kid.  It wasn't anything spectacularly horrible, but as anyone who has been there can tell you, it isn't the "amount" of abuse that makes a difference, it's that it happened and you can't go back and undo it.  You have to deal with it, even though it's not your fault.  There was a time when that abuse and my struggles to heal were overwhelming, and I went through several years of therapy.   

But I don't think about it very often anymore.  About 6-7 years ago when I suddenly realized one day that it had been weeks since I'd thought about it, I was so happy.  You can't ever get to the point where it didn't happen, but you can get to the point where it is firmly, safely in your past, not sneaking around and wreaking havoc in your present.  I don't avoid thinking about it, and I don't want to repress thinking about it because the years that I spent repressing it were far worse than the ones that I spent dealing with it.  It just doesn't come up. 

Unless something brings it up.  Which is why it's so difficult that this mess at Penn State is everywhere you turn.  I hate that--mostly for the victims' sake, of course, but also for my own, and for everyone else who has ever been there.

So when I walk in the room and Dean is listening to ESPN and someone is describing exactly what the graduate assistant saw and heard when he walked in that locker room, I have no good choices-- avoid it, or let it in. I don't like either one of them.  Avoiding it's no good, but I don't want to dwell on it either.  I don't want to remember that sick feeling, that twisted, perverted energy from the person that abused me that was in some ways worse than the actual actions that happened.

I don't have any wisdom here.  I just think it's better to acknowledge it than to not say anything.  So this one is for everyone who's been there.  We're strong.  We survived.  And for the victims that are still dealing with it.  Stay strong.  You will survive, too.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

a plea for help

It is not going well.  If you are willing to sacrifice a small rodent or maybe a sheep or a goat to the Gods of Getting Through the End of the Semester, I would be ever grateful.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

riffday: AB goes to the movies

So I let myself take off about half the day on Saturday, between papers.  Saturday night, the three of us were home, so we decided we would watch a movie.  I was trying to think of movies that have Christmas in them but aren't specifically Christmas movies-- we have a raft of those we watch every year, but we have to wait till Nell gets home next week (Rudolph, both versions of the Grinch, maybe A Christmas Story, White Christmas, Christmas Vacation, etc).

I'm considering going off on a tangent here about how we came to love the second Grinch movie just as much as the first after boycotting it to start.  But that's probably the whole story right there.

Anyway.  The ones I thought of were:  Hook, Home Alone, While You Were Sleeping, Die Hard.  and I'm putting It's a Wonderful Life in this category as well, even though everyone thinks of it as a Christmas movie.

We ended up with While You Were Sleeping, which I love with a great love.  It might be the only romantic comedy that I like, I'm too curmudgeonly for the rest of them.  We hadn't watched "Sleeping" for at least 3-4 years, so it was great.  I love the scene where Jack cuts the cards while Peter is in a coma, and Jack's goofy family, and "I'm really, really sorry about your carpet."

"Why didn't you say anything?"  "I didn't know how to tell you."  *sigh*

Tonight Dean and MadMax are watching Transformers 3, while I am supposed to be working on paper #2. (And I am.  Intermittently.)  It will probably destroy whatever shred of feminist credibility I had left to tell you that I kind of enjoyed the first Transformers movie.  The parents are hilarious, and if your kid grew up watching the Transformers cartoon, you already know all the characters.  But the second one was barely worth watching, and the third one is awful.

If you had asked me after Transformers 2, I would have told you that Megan Fox's role was the ultimate eye candy role-- there's even one scene where she's half naked draped over a motorcycle.  But that was before Transformers 3.  The blond, I don't even know what her name is and I don't care enough to look it up, doesn't even have any lines to speak of. *smirk*  She plays absolutely no part in the plot.  A new low for female sidekicks.  At least Megan could hotwire a truck and drive it through (what city is that?  Manhattan?) to save Bumblebee.  And the special effects are so non-stop that when someone actually has a line to speak, it sounds weird.

OK, I really should get in another hour or two of work before I go to bed.  The thing is, I have this feeling of false confidence at the moment because the outline came together much more easily than I was expecting it to today, so I've been cutting myself some slack this evening.  I will regret it later, oh, yes I will.

Oh, and Julie-- you remember when I told you in an e-mail that I was pretty much past using food as a reward??  HA.  that's all I have to say.  HA.  When I finished that paper yesterday and was proofing it, I ate about a dozen mini-Reese's.  I had to raid the stuff I've bought for the kids stockings because I try not to keep candy that I like in the house.

Now if Nell decides to make one of her rare visits here, she'll know that I buy her stocking stuffers and not Santa.  Dang.

Can you think of any other movies set at Christmas time that aren't about Christmas?

Saturday, December 10, 2011

the before part of before and after

Here ya go:  the red plaid carpet

and the last little bit of the paneling that hasn't been covered by drywall:

and the master bath, done in Early Bordello (this looks orange, but really it's red)

Oh, and by the way:  MY FIRST PAPER IS FINISHED.  Phew.  I was pretty pleased with it when I finished typing it, but then I went back and re-read it before e-mailing it to the prof, and I shouldn't have.  On second read-through it sounded awful.  But at least it is done.  Next paper is due Wednesday, so I'm about to disappear again.  Then an exam on Friday, and then I really am done.

Thursday, December 08, 2011

fortress of solitude

OK, I took the pictures at the house, but I don't have time to post them tonight.  But!  I have a better picture to tide you over, never fear.  When I was driving back from UTown today, I saw the most amazing thing.  I practically drove off the road looking at it.  Then I remembered that I had the camera in the car from taking pictures at the house, so I turned around and drove back.  I had to stop on a bridge, with a shoulder that was only half as wide as my car, in a 70mph speed zone with cars whizzing by me, so this is not the best picture in the world.  But way cool, yes?  Sorry about the telephone wire running right through it.  I'm assuming it's a sweat lodge, but I know nothing about it other than what's in the picture.

love this

I love XKCD.  I don't always get them, but I love it.  Here is today's, which seemed appropriate to some things we've discussed recently. Well, I guess it's yesterday's by now.

And by the way, in case you were wondering, this paper is the worst paper that anyone has ever written in the history of the world.  It's due on Friday, and I have five, count them FIVE, pages written out of the twenty that are due.  and that's after spending practically the entire day working on it.  I am discouraged.  I will be in UTown most of the day tomorrow, and then I will come home and somehow manage to put together another fifteen pages of this utter garbage and then I will turn it in and I don't want to talk about it.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

not poetry Tuesday: Seamus Heaney

Seamus Heaney is an Irish poet who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1995.  I've never read any of his poems, but I read his translation of Beowulf, and it's wonderful.  This is "not poetry Tuesday" because it is a quotation from Heaney's Nobel Prize acceptance speech, not one of his poems.  During the speech, he read one of Yeats's poems--click on his speech if you want to read it-- and then said of it:

"[This poem] knows that the massacre will happen again on the roadside, that the workers in the minibus are going to be lined up and shot down just after quitting time; but it also credits as a reality the squeeze of the hand, the actuality of sympathy and protectiveness between living creatures. It satisfies the contradictory needs which consciousness experiences at times of extreme crisis, the need on the one hand for a truth telling that will be hard and retributive, and on the other hand, the need not to harden the mind to a point where it denies its own yearnings for sweetness and trust."

(I added the italics.)  If things weren't so crazy (see previous post), I would attempt to make some sort of wise commentary on that, but since even the thought of that threatens to make me scream, I will just hand it to you and let you do with it what you will.  It occurs to me, though, that the difficulty in finding the balance between those two is more continually with us than just in times of extreme crisis.  In fact, sometimes the daily accretion of little, inconsequential, awful things can be as insidiously difficult as the big stuff. 

Monday, December 05, 2011

why my hair is mostly pulled out

Here is what you should not do two weeks before the end of the semester:  do not buy a house.  especially do not buy a house that needs to be remodeled.  especially do not buy a house that needs to be remodeled that keeps having more and more problems the more you work on it.

Because you will have to spend all the time that you should be spending on your two 20-page papers running around town picking out paint colors and getting stain samples and looking at ten gazillion colors and types of tile (who knew there were so many different kinds of tile?), and meeting with the carpet installer to find out how to solve the problem of not one level floor surface in the house.  And you will need to "pop over" to the other house at least two times a day and sometimes up to four to respond to various questions that come up as our valiant, beleaguered carpenter tries to do the things we asked him to do in a house where nothing is quite right.

Every time I'm over there I make myself stand in front of the window, even if it's only a few seconds, to remind myself why we're doing this.  Julie reminded me that it would be good to have before and after pictures, but it's already too late.  The old carpet is pulled out, they're drywalling over the cheap 70s paneling tomorrow, and the 30-year-old fiberglass jacuzzi tub got pulled out the first night.  Ha.  But I just remembered that the bright red-plaid glue down carpet in the laundry room is still there.  I'll try and get photographic evidence tomorrow.

It's entirely possible I will be insane by the end of this.  I went to Costco this afternoon and bought a bunch of frozen food because I will not be cooking for the next two weeks.  Other than to slide things into the oven or the microwave.

The carpet installation guy (who is already booked out until mid-January) said to me today, "Remodeling is brutal."  Why, yes.  That would be correct.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

TWO milestones

Well, not only did I survive NaBloPoMo (or whatever it was--NaNoBloPo?), but today is my FOUR HUNDREDTH post.  How the heck did that happen?  I think you can only say I posted every day in November if you are willing to count non-posts like videos and numbness.  And I have to do a presentation tomorrow, so I don't have time to come up with something brilliant to close out the month.  But I did technically speaking post every day this month, including two on a couple of days when there was late breaking news.  Now I'm slinking back into my corner and returning to my previous haphazard schedule.

But because I love you, I'm passing along this link:  the HenCam.  Did I tell you MadMax wants to raise chickens at the new place?  I cannot picture myself as Mrs Greenjeans scattering grain to the pullets at dawn every morning.  Oh, Lord, it gives me shivers to even think about it.  But he is so excited. So I've been trying to be a good sport and find out what's involved.  I discovered the HenCam today.  It probably only functions during daylight hours, but who wouldn't want to watch this guy's chickens scratching around the yard?  And there's a goatCam! (link is to the left of the HenCam)  Don't say I never do anything for you. 

And that's all I 've got to say.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Mini Poetry Tuesday: another Wallace Stevens

On the days I drive to UTown, no matter how many great post ideas I think of during the drive home, by the time I get here I'm too tired to type them up.  When I was doing Poetry Tuesdays, I would stop off at the computer lab before I left campus to write them.  But the last couple of weeks, I haven't had time to do that for one reason or another.

So I had most of a post written in my head tonight, but now I have no energy to type it out. But I also have nothing else to say.  So I will give you the short version of it, and we'll just have to hope it makes a bit of sense. 

There's a seriocomic Wallace Stevens poem called "Mrs. Alfred Uruguay" that I think represents the problem of becoming too politically correct.  Of course, Stevens was writing in the 1930s and 40s, well before the age of political correctness, so that's not exactly what he means.  But I think it applies.  ymmv, of course, and as always, there were many different interpretations among my classmates.

In the poem, Mrs. Alfred Uruguay has chosen elegance, beauty, and a dedicated search for truth over taking the easy road and following the crowd.  She climbs onto her donkey, and rides off alone, whispering in the donkey's ear, "I have said no / To everything, in order to get at myself. / I have wiped away moonlight like mud.  Your innocent ear / and I, if I rode naked, are what remain."  The people around her are indifferent ("So what said the others").

Her choice of becoming more aware and more "evolved" has given her particular tastes and opinions that mean she doesn't fit in with the everyday crowd anymore.  She and her donkey "approached the real, upon her mountain, / With lofty darkness...."  With her higher level of knowledge, she would never choose to espouse less enlightened opinions, or to be other than what she is:  "And for her, / To be, regardless of velvet, could never be more / Than to be, she could never differently be...."

But this same refinement of opinion has led her so far out that she can no longer participate in the normal life of human beings:  "Her no and no made yes impossible."  She can no longer appreciate the joys and sorrows of ordinary life.

Another rider on a horse clatters by her, going downhill at great speed as she carefully climbs.  "Whose horse clattered on the road on which she rose, / As it descended, blind to her velvet and / The moonlight?"  He is less refined than she, and he is rushing downward toward human society, "arrogant of his streaming forces, / ...Rushing from what was real...," while she is determinedly moving away toward the lonely spiritual heights.  We are told twice that the horseman is "poorly dressed" and three times that he is "capable."  He is the "eventual victor" because he is capable of creating in his mind "The ultimate elegance:  the imagined land."

I think the two riders represent extremes.  She misses out on the joy of the ordinary; he is arrogant and blind, and fully immersed in the illusion of reality created by following the crowd.  Somewhere in the middle is a place that takes a great deal of thought and care.  It seems to me that we need to determine what is important to us, and stick to those values because they are important to us, not because of any perceived sense of moral or personal superiority.  And also not in a way that is separatist, that requires only being able to hang out with people who share your opinions.

AlphaBetty said this in a much more interesting way in the Bettyverse yesterday. I'm afraid this is all I'm capable of tonight. :-)  See ya tomorrow.  which is the LAST DAY of NaBloPoMo.  Phew.  Julie the every-day-blogger has my eternal admiration.

Monday, November 28, 2011

both sides now

On the treadmill today, I tried to think what product there is out there in the world that would motivate me to stand in line for two hours.  At first I couldn't come up with anything.  But then I thought of one:  half off Nell's college tuition for a semester.  Yup, I'd stand in line for two hours for that one.  I'd camp out overnight.

And then I thought of various electronic gizmos.  If they were half off, and you were guaranteed to get one (not just the first ten people in the door), then OK.  I'd stand in line for a $200 iPad.  But those things, of course, are not available on Black Friday.  Ergo, there's not a chance in hell that I'm getting out there on the morning of Black Friday.

But I can't quite get up on a moral high horse about it, as any number of bloggers and opinionated people have done over the last few days. I have friends and relatives that love Black Friday.  It's like a game to them. They get all their Christmas shopping done and save a bunch of money to boot.  They look forward to it for weeks.  They carefully plan their strategy with maps and schedules.  I have one friend that has for years gotten up at 4:00 a.m. to go shopping on Black Friday with her mom.  She says it's the best time they have together all year long.  Who am I to judge?

Along with all the condemnations of Black Friday has come a similar condemnation of the big box stores.  And I agree with much of it--the exploitation of third world workers, for one.  But I can't quite go along with the lauding of small business that goes with it.  Some small business are great and I am happy to support them, even if there is a slight price increase over the big guys, and since y'all know how cheap I am, that's saying something.

But when we first moved here almost 20 years ago, there was nary a box store in sight, and the small businesses were not pretty.  You couldn't get diapers for under $15 a package around here, for example. And there was no such thing as worker rights. I had a couple of friends that worked for a locally owned retail store, and the business practices they were subjected to were not only neanderthal, they were illegal.  But unemployment was around 13% (as it is now), and they felt they didn't have any choice.  When a part-time, minimum wage position opened up at their store, they had over 100 applicants.

My friends, who were seasonally required to work overtime, did not get paid for overtime.  At all.  I'm not kidding.  They got store credit for overtime.  At a gift shop.  Call a lawyer, I said.  It would take one phone call.  But my friends needed their jobs, and they didn't want to rock the boat.  They liked their employers--that vaunted family atmosphere.  They just put up with getting paid for 40 hours out of the sixty or more hours that they worked during the Christmas season. But man, they had a hell of a Department 56 collection.

When Wal-mart and Costco moved in about five years after we moved here, it changed the entire atmosphere of employer-employee relations in our area.  Suddenly the employees had a choice, and they were lining up to work for the box stores.  Now that the box stores have been here awhile, and the small businesses have cleaned up their acts a little (and the really egregious offenders have gone out of business), that isn't as true anymore.  But I'm still not sorry we have box stores. 

So here I am on my own soapbox.  You should never have gotten me started.

You know, I read a comment on a writers' website from someone who was opposed to the use of the word "gotten."  I'd never thought about it.  But now every time I type it I notice it.  It's in this post twice, but I don't have the energy to figure out how to re-word those two sentences.  mea culpa.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

let's see there has to be something I can blog about

pets? weather? home remodel? how awful the movie was that we watched last night? (Eragon)  I'm drawing a blank here.  The post that has been knocking around in my head for several days is still too embryonic to type out.  I've already written as many filler posts as I possibly can, I think.  Well, OK, since nothing else is coming to mind (between the end of the previous sentence and the beginning of this one was about three minutes of sitting and staring at the screen), I will take those first three and update you on them.

Remember the post about tormenting my dog?  One time I bought her "Dream Bones" at WallyMart, $6.97 for 6 small size bones.  Now she will have nothing less.  If I give her plain rawhide or the milk-bone dog treats, she just drops them on the floor and stares at me.  We've created a monster.  A dollar a day for dog treats?  So far we're doing it, but eventually the, um..., gravy train may run out.  OMG, that reminds me-- remember that commercial for Gravy Train dog food with the little bitty wagon train?  I haven't thought of that in years. 

Well, I could get sidetracked on great commercials.  My all-time favorite:  the MacDonald's commercial where the little girl, about 4 years old, is sitting in her car seat with the whole family in the car. She's talking and talking and talking.  and then talking and talking some more.  They go through the drive-thru at MacD's and get her a milkshake and suddenly there is blessed silence.  I only saw it once, I wouldn't be surprised if they got flak for perpetuating sexist stereotypes, but since we went through that exact same stage with Nell, it just made me laugh.  To be fair, MadMax has a couple of (guy) friends who are similarly chatty.

The weather.  We're supposed to get rain tonight, but then snow again later in the week.  Typical for this time of year.  It is actually unusual for us to have a white Christmas, although we have the last two years.  If relatives come up from the South to have a white Christmas, we're pretty much guaranteed to not have any snow.

Home remodeling.  It starts.  Tuesday.  We're having the awful, tacky paneling torn out and dry wall put in, the fiberglass tub in the master bath turned into a tile shower, and new paint, carpet and light fixtures throughout.  Funded by the proceeds from the sale of this house.  It sounds simple doesn't it?  But we don't know anyone who has remodeled without some horror stories so I'm sure we're in for something.  I'll keep you posted. 

Another day done.  I don't think I'll do this again next year, but I suppose it's good discipline.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

riffday: homeless, ulysses and jigsaw puzzles

Well, I'm posting every day but I'm not sure it counts since this week has been mostly filler posts.  here's another one, and after Nell goes back to Seattle tomorrow maybe I will have time for something more interesting.  We closed on the sale of our house yesterday, but for some reason the title company wouldn't let us do both closings on the same day, so the closing for the purchase of the new house isn't until Monday.  We are temporarily renters and not homeowners.  We are also--for the weekend-- the richest we've ever been, because technically speaking we have the proceeds of the sale of this house but haven't bought the new one yet.  Woo-hoo!!  Maybe we'll go to Starbucks and get a vente to celebrate.

Part of what I've been working on with Ulysses is a hypermedia (web) version of Ulysses. Eventually it will have annotations, maps, audio, etc.  It's very cool.  Have I talked about this before?  I'd give you the link, but I don't want them to be able to link back here to my blog, so it will have to wait.  Anyway, my part of it has been preparing the text so that it can be displayed in HTML.  I did the first 12 episodes during my independent study last spring, and two more over the summer.  The fifteenth episode, Circe, is 150 pages long, far longer than any of the other episodes.  I've worked on it off and on all semester and finally finished it yesterday.  PHEW.  It was a bugger. 

The thing about Ulysses is that even though it's not exactly fun to read the first time (although it has its moments), if you read it again, you start to get hooked.  It's like a puzzle.  If you're a jigsaw puzzle fan, and I am, if you see a puzzle set out on a table, you go over and start to look it over, and then you put one piece in while you're still standing there looking at it, and then maybe you find another one, and before you know it, you're sitting down and utterly absorbed.  It's one of my favorite winter activities. 

oh, wait I was talking about Ulysses.  Anyway.  Apparently I've got the bug.  The more you read it and work on it, the more the more aware you are of all the connections and the detail and the more you are in awe of what Joyce did.  It's an amazing book.

Another day down.  This NaBloPoMo thing is going to end just in time for me to bury myself in papers.  I'm working on them already, but I haven't quite hit the panic stage. 

Friday, November 25, 2011

Left behind #2: bookshelves

On the list of things I will miss when we move:  the bookshelves.  all those lovely bookshelves.  We have other, movable bookshelves that we're taking with us (which are also full), but we can't take these.  I thought about clearing the counter off before I took the pictures, but then I decided you might as well see us as we are.  And plus, now you'll understand better why it's going to take a front-end loader to get us out of this place. :-)

(the black thing in the bottom corner of the last shot is the edge of my beloved hated treadmill.  That's going with us, so it won't be left behind, but we can't take the blue wall that goes with it.  I spent days picking out that paint color and it makes me happy every time I see it, sort of like the Caribbean in our basement.)  Wait, I will go take a picture of it.  This wasn't part of the original plan.  *brief pause*  Well, the picture doesn't even come close to doing it justice, but here 'tis.  It's several shades darker and more vibrant than this in person.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!

I don't have any non-US readers as far as I know, but wherever you are, Happy Thanksgiving!  Our friends are doing the turkey, stuffing and gravy (yay!), so we only have to worry about side dishes.  We have three pies made, one in the oven, and two to go (six pies, but four different kinds since high demand means two of apple and pumpkin).  The sweet potatoes are done and waiting their turn in the oven, grape salad is done except the part that has to be done at the last minute, and the greek-style green beans won't start until about half an hour before company comes. Nell is here to help so that's all do-able.  She's a better cook than I am.  MadMax can put the relish tray together.  So I have just a minute here to pop in and wish you all a great day.  Now I'm off to make my family phone calls.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

gratitude ulysses style

I'm thankful that Nell will be home in a few hours and is staying until Sunday I'm thankful that MadMax is out of school today and keeping me company I'm thankful that even though Dean is working tomorrow he will be home in time for dinner and even if an emergency keeps him away he is doing good work and providing food for our table and a roof over our heads I'm thankful for the bits of snow that are still hanging around but also thankful that we had some rain that washed most of it away because dang it is depressing to have snow continuously from mid-November until March intermittent snow is better I'm thankful that the test I took yesterday is over and wasn't as bad as I was expecting and my prospectus was e-mailed this morning and although I have to study this weekend I have no deadlines for three more weeks I'm thankful for my mom and my sisters and their families and that I will talk to them sometime this weekend and I'm so grateful for the lessons I've learned from my dad's passing even though I'm sometimes sad that he is gone and I'm grateful for his second wife and her strength and laughter I'm so so thankful we were able to spend a week in the Czech Republic and Germany and that Nell was able to be there for three months and I'm thankful that the cat is sleeping behind me and making small happy noises in her sleep and that the glucosamine supplements we've been giving the dog seem to be helping her with her arthritis so that she doesn't cry anymore when she's coming down the stairs in the morning and I'm happy that our neighbors asked us to take care of their dogs while they are gone so that we have motivation to go out for walks this weekend even though the weather is gray and cold but not snowing and I'm so so so thankful that I don't have to go shopping on Friday and that I can stay home and build a fire in the fireplace and read a book until I feel guilty about not studying and I'm thankful for apple pie and cranberry relish and grape salad and mashed potatoes and gravy and pumpkin pie and stuffing and sparkling cider and chocolate pecan pie and turkey even though it's not my favorite part of the meal and sweet potatoes and cherry pie and the relish tray and green beans which I secretly wish I could still have in the good old cream soup casserole but must fix more elegantly since we are eating with foodie friends and walnut cranberry pie and teeccino and hot chocolate and I'm grateful that there are four different kids movies that we could go see this weekend even though MadMax thinks he is too old for kid movies and I may have to bribe him to go with me and I'm thankful that we are closing on the sale of our house on Friday afternoon and on the purchase of the new one on Monday at noon so that we can get started on the renovations and so Dean can quit worrying that the deal is going to fall through and I'm so grateful that even though I was the only one that wanted to move when we first started down this path two years ago that we found a place that Dean and MadMax are actually more excited about than I am and we are all happy that this is happening and I'm grateful that Nell will get to see it this weekend since the whole thing happened so fast that she still hasn't been there and I'm thankful that there are more episodes of Big Bang Theory and Nigella and Mythbusters to watch this weekend and that it is plenty warm in our house and I'm grateful for our church and our pastor and his wife and kids and our new associate pastor and her husband who just moved here from a town about 30 miles from where I graduated from high school and I'm thankful that I live in the United States even though I'm worried sick about us right now and I'm thankful that we live in a country where the two main parties can disagree so fiercely that they can't even negotiate an agreement under pressure but no one feels strongly enough to call in a suicide bomber or to pull out a gun and solve the problem with violence and that's something even though maybe not much and I'm thankful that the Republican debates have been so depressing because it's the only chance we have that our lackluster president will get re-elected and I'm thankful that I get to drive through some of the most beautiful scenery in the country twice a week on a commute that I let people think is draining and boring although sometimes it really is and I'm thankful that at the age of 50 I can still beat my brain into learning new things although it sure as hell is harder than it used to be and I'm grateful for my three professors this semester who have been interesting and inspiring and dedicated worthwhile human beings and I'm grateful for my blog friends that check in here and who share their lives with me in their blogs and I'm grateful that there are writers in the world who go through the ordeal of producing books that I can't wait to read and I'm grateful that I have a car that is mostly reliable although now that I've said that I should knock on wood and I'm thankful that our furnace works and that in spite of the occasional headache I'm pretty healthy for a dang 50-year-old and I'm not even going to mention my loved ones' health because I don't want to risk and I'm thankful that I have friends to meet with for coffee and that AC will still be around for a few more years of coffee dates and maybe for a very long time and did I mention pie?

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

the good bad news

So, AC's cancer is stage 3, not stage 4 as we originally feared, and her prognosis is much better-- 3-5 years.  If I had heard that first, I would have been horrified enough, but after the original bad news, this is a huge relief.  I can be loony-optimistic and hope that a new treatment will be found soon.  We are all breathing easier around here tonight.  And thank God none of us ever told her what our original fears were-- the downside of knowing too many medical people, you sometimes get too much information.

And since I already posted once today, that's all I have to say. Borrowing from my friends who are blogging about gratitude:  I am so grateful that AC will be with us longer.  I can't imagine the world without her.

another video (sorry)

Yesterday was the first time I ever posted a video, and here is another one already.  This one is more fun than yesterday's, promise.  I have a test tomorrow and a paper due (which will probably dribble over into Wednesday since I just have to e-mail it to the prof before noon on Wednesday), and then things will be better for a week or two, before the next round of deadlines.

and yes, I am embarrassed to admit that the Lord's and King's bothered me.  Tightass to the end.  (and believe it or not, I did not intend that pun.  It's just a little extra bonus.)

Monday, November 21, 2011

Family Business

This is Kanye West's "Family Business."  It's my answer to people who say they hate all rap.  And it's about thanksgiving, so it's even seasonally appropriate.  Unfortunately, it's just that picture and the music, there's no video to go along with it. As far as I can tell, he never made a "real" music video for this one.  Maybe because he wisely thought it would be too maudlin?  Whatever the reason, I'm grateful for this song.  It moves me every time I hear it.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

what sparrow?

So last week, when I found out that AC probably has 4-6 months, maybe a year left (which is still unofficial, the results of her tests aren't back), like everyone who knows her I was stunned and devastated.  It would be awful if it happened to anyone, but this is a family that has already been through more hell than any one family should have to go through with their son's health.  About last Tuesday, I found myself thinking, if there were any chance that I could still believe in God, this would do it.  It's just not possible that God could come up with something this horrible.  But then a piece of my brain broke open and my own words came back into my head.  You don't get to define who God is, or what God is like. I can't make God into a softie that never lets children go to bed hungry, never lets kids die in car accidents the night they graduate from high school, never lets multiple horrible things happen to the same family.  But GOD DAMN IT I wish I could. 

I guess I'm not an atheist after all.  I've been suspicious about this for awhile.  God can't possibly resemble the warm fuzzy heavenly father I was raised to believe in, but I don't seem to be able to get rid of her.   Though who the hell knows why this particular totally and completely fucked situation is what it took for me to figure it out.

mordant humor is probably inappropriate here, but what the hell:   I can't quit you, God.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

brain blot

I'm tired.  I'm tired and frazzled, and I can't even feel sorry for myself, because I'm here and healthy, not even a headache today, not lying in a hospital bed recovering from a brain biopsy with two IVs and pneumatic compression wraps around my calves.  The wraps are supposed to prevent blood clots.  Every couple of minutes they make a puffing noise.  AC says they remind her of Mrs. Puff on Spongebob.  Sometimes she is brave and full of gallows humor.  Sometimes not. 

We set up a group on Facebook to help them out, and within 48 hours we had more than 30 people signed up.  We're taking turns fixing food for them and helping out however they need it.  I'm on for dinner tonight, and there is barbecue beef in the crockpot, a salad in the fridge, and I just took a pan of brownies out of the oven.  Originally I was going to take it over to their house, but after some further conversation, they're coming here, along with another family in our neighborhood.  The kids are tired of being home without their parents (their grandmother is here), and they (the kids) are stressed and confused, but since none of us know what is going to happen at this point, we're all confused.  It's difficult.  AC was supposed to come home today, but she hasn't responded well to the anti-seizure meds (which I think are standard after this kind of surgery), so they're keeping her another day.

At least it's hard to get too stressed about school, because who the hell cares?  Which is unfortunate, because I have a 3-5 page prospectus due on Tuesday, plus a test in my linguistics class. I was a volunteer judge at our local high school speech and debate meet today (there are dozens of volunteer judges, no experience necessary).  Usually I love doing it, but today I couldn't concentrate.  They were so bright and enthusiastic.  I don't see how people can moan and groan about how awful young people are today.  Only if they haven't spent any time with any of them.

Oh, and we have snow.  About three inches, with more in the forecast.  Which isn't necessarily a bad thing-- I don't mind snow as long as it doesn't keep me from being able to drive.  And as long as it's not March.  :-)

So.... that was all over the place, wasn't it?  But it's all I've got the energy for today.  Please keep praying for AC. 

Friday, November 18, 2011

putting things in perspective

my friend AC had her biopsy this morning.  The surgery lasted a couple of hours, and it went well.  The results won't be back at least until tomorrow and maybe not for a few days.  it just seems so silly to be going on about my usual business, writing flaky blog posts, making plans for spring break, talking to Nell who is coming home for Thanksgiving next week.  But what else can you do?

crash course part 2: what's wrong with romance novels?

These are the posts that make me cringe.  What the hell am I doing?  I'm no expert on this stuff.  I've had three semesters of theory.  But I get these ideas and they knock around in my head, and they want to come out.  Y'all put up with a lot.

Anyway.  You already know I read romance novels.  This is the other side of the story from my previous post, and if you're going to be an intelligent reader of romance novels, you should think about this.  (and just where did that soapbox come from?)  

Simply stated, recent literary theory has been about examining our cultural assumptions, which is why it has come to be called cultural theory, or cultural studies.  We generally take for granted that certain words carry a loose definition that we all get:  male, female, straight, gay, white, Hispanic, African American.  Women are nurturing and like to gossip; gays love Barbra Streisand and interior decorating; African Americans are good at dancing and sports.  But first of all, there are exceptions to all of these.  You don't have to work in an office environment very long to find out that men like to gossip just as much as women do (which may or may not be very much at all).  There are straight men who are good at choosing paint colors.  There are black people who can't dance.

You all know that.  If it were that simple, there would be no problem with this.  Of course everyone knows that there are exceptions to every rule.  But unfortunately, not only do we have these loosely held definitions, we attach them to other religious or moral or traditional beliefs that make them take on a life of their own.  The idea that women were maternal creatures who were better suited to life as homemakers took on a revered, almost holy status in the 1950s.  It wasn't just that there was a tendency to think that most women wanted to be wives and mothers, but the idea took on a life of its own, so that advertising, magazines, movies, TV shows, and any number of other venues promulgated this idea of women as saintly madonnas, creating a haven in the home for their husbands and children.  There was no escaping it.  You could do your own thing, and doubtless many women did act in ways that were counter to the stereotype, but those were seen as deviant, unnatural behaviors.  Sometimes harmless, but not natural.  Abnormal.  A generation of women downed valium to fit in.

It's not hard to see how that applies to ideas about race and sexual orientation.  We all know that Asian Americans are good at math.  Homophobia is so much a part of our current cultural mindset that we think it's creepy for a 4-year-old boy to wear pink overalls.  And even if you're aware of how silly it is, you still don't feel like you can put your son in pink overalls, because then he, the little 4-year-old, would have to deal with the reactions he'd get from the people around him.  Which would probably be subtle and not overt, but 4-year-olds are excellent at picking up on subtle cues.  My point being that these cultural ideas take on religious significance, even when clearly there is nothing there but a cultural prejudice.

So how does this apply to romance novels?  Well, with the exception of some of the best ones, romance novels for the most part reinforce all these cultural stereotypes that we would be better off without, and that many of us actively try to undermine in our non-reading moments.  If there are gay characters, they are the loyal sidekicks.  There are almost never non-white characters.  The main character is almost never a servant or a member of the lower class.   All of those reinforce the idea that the straight, white, middle-to-upper class point of view is the "real" point of view.  

Other ideas enforced as "normal" by the entire genre of romance fiction, although they may be rare occurrences in real life:
-that a man and a woman can find completion and even transcendence in each other.
- In historical novels, servants are always loyal and happy to be of service to the people in the big house.  If the steward is not happily loyal, then he ends up being the villain.  The idea that servants might be good, honest people and also resent like hell the foibles of their employers practically never shows up in a historical romance.
-that a man should "take care" of a woman, which involves everything from the ubiquitous "Just lie back and let me take care of you" during intimacy to him being financially solvent--I think I've read two romances in the past two years where the man wasn't at the least in better economic circumstances than the woman, and usually he is flat out wealthy.  (There is a way in which this "taking care" is true, of course, as long as it is mutual, and in the better romance novels, it is.)
-men that are taller, handsomer, and more physically fit are more valuable than short, dumpy, unathletic men.  I can think of one hero that is even about the same height as the heroine (Summer to Remember), let alone shorter than her.
-there are no gradations of sexual orientation in the main characters, even though studies have shown that there are few human beings who are entirely gay or straight.   

I'm not going to argue that you shouldn't read romance novels.  You know that, if you've been following along.  They're great escapism and fun entertainment, and even the most dedicated romance novel reader knows that they are just fantasies.  No one (I hope) expects their real-life partner to never have any emotional needs of their own, which is what you'd think if all you knew were romance heroes.  For me, part of the appeal of reading a romance novel is being able to let down my guard of trying to be vigilant and looking for all the ways that our culture is a bitch.  They're a vacation from reality.

I don't even necessarily think that romance novelists should try to become crusaders for cultural change.  (Historical novelists can often pull this off, because their 18th century characters can act like people from the 21st century and thus seem to be feminist or whatever.)  that's part of the tradition and appeal of the genre.

I just think we should be aware of the implications of what we're reading.

There is so much more that could be said on this topic, and maybe some of you will help me out by saying intelligent things.  And also pointing out romance novels that are exceptions to my generalizations.  There's one more point to make here--about happy endings--but I think it's getting its own post.  Probably not till next week, though.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

crash course in literary theory

And if that title didn't turn you off, I'm not sure what would.  I'll try to make this interesting-- it's going somewhere in a future post.  I'm going to start off with feminism at length, and then use that as a way to briefly discuss some of the other theories.

So when last we discussed feminism, which was last January, I believe (aside:  I just went and looked and the post I was thinking about was November 2010.  My, how the time it does fly.)....  whoa.  Anyway.  Last time, I was talking about the difference between the "constructivist" way of looking at gender vs. the "essentialist," which is at the heart of gender theory.  A constructivist believes that there is nothing inherently feminine or masculine, the idea of gender is "constructed" by our culture.  The character traits we associate with being male or female are all just types of behavior that our culture has come to associate with that gender.  There is nothing "essential" about gender, nothing built-in to every female that is feminine, or into every male that is masculine.  An essentialist believes the opposite-- that there are ways of being that are "essentially" or (worse) "naturally" male or female.

In an academic environment, there is only one way to be:  constructivist.  In fact, in one of my theory books, the guy says that he always thinks that people who are essentialist don't really know what they are saying, because they couldn't possibly be essentialist if they understood what it means.  Which immediately gets my back up-- who is he to define what somebody else believes?  He's only defining what he thinks an essentialist believes.  You don't get to define what your opponents believe.

He goes on to say that the essentialist point of view means that there is only one healthy, normal way of being male or female.  Of course there are very few people that would agree with that statement, even among the most ultra-conservative.  My own view was that there are poles of masculinity and femininity and that each of us fits somewhere on the continuum between the two; we each have our own unique combination of masculine and feminine traits.  I felt pretty strongly about this, because I also believe strongly that our patriarchal culture neglects the feminine side of things in favor of the masculine.  When feminists say that gender is constructed and that no one is inherently male or female, it seems to me that it's generally because they want those more powerful, more highly paid masculine attributes.  So that feminists of that type become the ultimate betrayers of their own sisters.

but you see what I've done there:  I've separated masculine and feminine qualities from the biological state of being male or female.  It doesn't matter what your biological combination of Xs and Ys is, you can have any mix of masculine and feminine traits.  sigh.  In defending essentialism, I've become a constructivist.  So I finally had to give in.  They're right.  I hate it that they're right, because "they" are often smug and strident and anti-"feminine."  But on that particular issue, they're right.  The intelligent hermaphroditic sea-horses of Alpha Centauri IV do not have the same conception of gender as we do.  (get it?  "conception" and sea-horses?  it was a totally brilliant pun.  really it was.)  There is no inherent female-ness in the characteristics we think of as feminine.

My Modern Poetry professor tossed me a bone, though, after I explained my dilemma to him.  He told me about "strategic essentialism," which is an idea of Gayatri Spivak's.  There are times, apparently, when it is strategic to be essentialist.  I haven't had time to read it yet, but I'm intrigued.  I hope she means exactly what I've said above-- in defense of the feminine side of things, it is sometimes necessary to take an essentialist stance.

I'm barely started.  If this bores you, tune out for the next several days.  just sayin'.

a nice moment

I had planned a long post today, but I have no time, so it will have to wait.  But I haven't missed a day with this NaBloPoMo thing yet, so I need something.  I thought I would tell you a quick story.

So if you've been around, you know my dad passed away last June, and that my relationship with him was difficult.  I've spent a fair amount of time over the past few months processing anger and confusion and resentment and and and.  If you've been reading along, I've probably bored the crap out of you with it.

But a couple of nights ago I was making myself a V-8 to drink while I was fixing dinner.  My dad used to fix them.  It's sort of like a Virgin Mary, I guess, but we would never have called it that at our house, it was just something to drink.  You pour as much V-8 as you want in a glass, then shake in some worcestershire, and tabasco, and squeeze in some lemon or lime juice.  It seems like there was something to shake into it, too-- probably Lawry's Seasoning Salt, or maybe Lemon Pepper (I skipped that this time).  I was standing there in the kitchen making it and simultaneously being my 7-year-old self, with my dad carefully showing me how to do it. 

And I realized that the good memories, the stuff that he did so well and taught so well, are always with me.  The bad stuff I need to process and work through, but the good stuff is so much a part of me that most of the time I'm not even aware of his influence.  And there are a lot of things like that:  he taught me how to change the oil in my car (which I never do, but I know how!), and how to watch a football game (a down is like a chance, they get four chances to move the ball ten yards...).  He took a baseball once and showed us how to change your grip to throw a curveball or a slider (not that I ever did that, either, but I understand the idea anyway).  He helped my sisters and I pick out cars any time we were buying a new one. 

So, yeah.  The good bits are always with me.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

there are no words

A dear friend of mine found out about ten days ago that she has a brain tumor.  On Friday, she found out that it is probably inoperable.  The whole thing just sucks.  She and her husband have two kids, one of whom has had his own horrendous set of health issues.  If you pray, or otherwise extend healing hopes, please say a prayer for my friend AC.  They're doing a biopsy on Friday.

Monday, November 14, 2011

public denouements

The thing that started this whole train of thought is a discussion on ArghInk last week about public denouements in romance novels and movies, which reminded me of a couple of things I've had in my head as possible blog posts.  and since I'm doing this 30-day thing and I've got nothing else, here we go on the third day in a row about romance novels.  Apologies to those of you that don't read them, I know I have a few of you.  But at least I'm letting you know in the first paragraph so you can skip!

As I've said plenty of times before, I'm an introvert, and pretty shy to boot, so the idea of a public declaration of love is like a nightmare to me.  It's taking something that should be private, an intimate moment between two people, and making it into a spectacle.  From my perspective, it feels like cheapening the moment-- going for the laugh, the rim shot, over an honest connection between two people.  It occasionally works when the entire plot has been about the couple's involvement with family and friends (While You were Sleeping), but that is rare, in my opinion.

but the discussion on ArghInk really made me think.  Statistically speaking, introverts are in the minority in our culture.  I haven't seen the numbers in years, but when I took the Meyers-Briggs test a long time ago, it was a fairly marked difference-- something like 70-30 extraverts/introverts.  So most people don't feel that way.  The commenters on that discussion made completely reasonable arguments that a public declaration is a way of ...hmmm, I'm having a hard time summarizing an argument I can't feel.  anyway, the idea was something along the lines of expressing your commitment as part of your involvement in a community.  That a private ending leaves you hanging, because where can it go?  how will they act in the community if there's been no public expression of their commitment?  it becomes self-involved and insignificant.

Which is why it's good to read other people's opinions.  I get that, and can understand a little bit now why people feel that way.  It made me think that maybe the way to do it (if I were writing a romance novel) is a private declaration of love, followed by some kind of public acknowledgement-- a wedding, of course, being the classic.  And, as one commenter pointed out, it works differently for different people.  A shy heroine wouldn't want a public scene, but for some character types, the public scene works perfectly.

It helps me understand why so many authors go for the big, comic, public ending, which I hate, but most other people seem to love.  The example used was the scene at the end of Heaven, Texas.  The hero, a gorgeous celebrity football player who has to fend off women all the time, has used his "Football Quiz" for years as a way to weed out women he isn't serious about.  At the end of the book, half the town shows up at the side of the road where the hero has chased down the heroine as she is fleeing town (and him), and there is a big raucous scene as he gives her the quiz, proposes, etc.  I hated it.  The whole idea of the football quiz was insulting and sexist, and the big public scene just felt humiliating and embarrassing to me.  I would never have been able to forgive the guy for that.

But reading everybody else's take on it, I found that I could finally understand why some people love that scene.  Some people don't mind being the center of attention in a crowd; there are even people who crave it.  For someone who is truly extroverted, a private declaration of love would be pointless, because why would it count if it's just the two of you and no witnesses?  It's like it didn't happen.  In the Heaven example, the quiz functioned as a way for the hero to say publicly that he was no longer judging women by the same standards.  And the public humiliation-- if you're truly extroverted, maybe any kind of attention is better than no attention at all.  I don't mind making a fool out of myself if it entertains people??? I don't know, I'm just trying to imagine how this feels.

another thing the ArghInk discussion shot down is my thought that this obsession with public denouements (because they seem to be at the end of every contemporary these days) is that it has to do with the Facebook generation.  My daughter and her friends used to have a saying that if it isn't on Facebook, it didn't happen.  (Now that all their moms are on Facebook, they have probably moved on to something else.)  I thought maybe "these kids" are so used to their lives being public fodder that they no longer see the point in anything being private.  But the discussion on ArghInk spanned generations, so that theory is out.

And.... you are thinking, and quite reasonably so.... why, if I am so introverted, to I post all this stuff in a publicly accessible blog?  and it's an excellent question.  But there are certain fairly huge parts of my life that I never, ever post about.  And I don't promote my blog, other than having the link in my name when I comment elsewhere.  I get discouraged when my pageviews drop really low, but generally speaking, having about 10-20 regular readers is perfect for me.  That's as many as I want.  I tried having AB3 on a public RSS feed about a year ago, and hated it.  It felt like I was out there for the world to see, since the feed was on a blog that probably had at least dozens and maybe hundreds of readers a day.

Ha.  when I sat down, this was going to end with a book review, but it's too long now and I don't have any more time.  I guess maybe this will run over into yet another day.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

book reviews (again)

I've received two e-mails asking me what the name of the author was from yesterday's post, so I came up with An Idea.  I'll explain and you can tell me if I'm dead wrong.

I didn't know book reviews were a touchy subject when I started blogging (I've talked about this before).  It never occurred to me that the actual authors might read my reviews.  Never even crossed my mind.  Authors are godlike creatures living in an alternate plane where they wrestle with their muse and produce books that arrive in bookstores and libraries ready to be devoured, right?  Why in the world would someone like that want to read some ya-hoo's half-baked opinions?  why would they care?  I have no credentials except that I sit here and type.

But then I discovered that many of my favorite authors do, in fact, have quite a strong presence on the web, and are often heavily involved with their fans.  Which is great, terrific, and says wonderful things about them as people, but it makes me want to run from the room.  If I were ever to meet one of my favorites in person, I would be completely and utterly tongue-tied.  Hero worship. And it gets even worse when I make some lame brain comment on one of their blogs and they actually respond

And then several of the (non-author) blogs I follow stated that they never review books, because they don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or (perhaps more importantly) injure their own chances of getting a book published by offending someone who has influence in the publishing industry.  That second part is not a problem for me, since my fiction is so bad that I'm in no danger of getting it published, regardless of friends or enemies in the business.  But the first part has caused me considerable thought.  These godlike authors can get their feelings hurt?  new thought for me, although obviously of course they can.

At that point, though, I said I was going to keep doing book reviews since that's one of the main reasons I started blogging: to be able to write about the books I read.   But I seem to be incapable of writing a 100% positive book review-- I've never read a perfect book, and why should I say a book is perfect when it's not?  (See, this is that asperger's-ish thing.  People's feelings are less important to me than other things, like being honest.  This is not something to be proud of.  Especially not when "being honest" means "stating my silly hyper-sensitive opinions about things that I'm really not qualified to comment on." But if you point out to me that I might have hurt someone's feelings, I am horrified.)  And then it became apparent that an author might really have found one of my reviews (not a negative one, thank goodness).  And then I read an interview with a pulitzer-prize winning author in which he said something to the effect of:  a review can be 99% good, but the 1% negative is what you remember, not just the next day but years later.

So I gave up.  You might have noticed that I haven't posted a book review in a long time.  I have no desire whatsoever to be negative to someone who deserves only kudos for going through the insanity that is writing a book, and coming out with something that is good enough to be accepted for publication, and has been through the hands of agents, editors, and beta readers, all of whom are more competent, experienced readers than me. (than I? I just googled to check on that and got conflicting answers.  It looks like technically it should be "than I.")

But here's the thing:  I still have things to say about the books I read.  And sometimes I really want to say them.  So yesterday I wrote the "not a book review" post, thinking I would just say what I wanted to say and leave the identifying information out of it.  And for the record, I don't worry about naming Nora Roberts.  If a woman who has sold millions of books is worried about my penny-ass little opinion (which she can't possibly be), she deserves what she gets. 

But this morning it occurred to me, what if I write the review, and then put the author and title in the comments?  Because I don't think that web crawlers search the comments (web crawlers are the "things" that go through all the sites out there on the web and catalog "things" to appear in google searches--or yahoo or bing or whatever)("things" being the technical term).  so what do you think?

Hmmm, this post was originally going to cover some other stuff, too, but it is long enough and I need to get back to reading James Joyce's biography.  I'm not usually a biography fan, but I have to admit that this one is pretty interesting, especially if you've read some of his stuff.  Turns out almost everything he wrote has its roots in real things from his life.  ("things" again).

And let me know if you know anything about web crawlers and comments.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

not a book review

Nora Roberts is a publishing phenomenon like no other.  You can love her or disdain her, but the woman knows how to write a book.  When I first started reading romance novels a couple of years ago, I avoided her entirely because ...well.... Nora Roberts.  She's not exactly someone to tell your Modern Poetry professor about.  But I did finally read a few of her novels, and became fascinated.  Once you accept her formula (if you can), she's a genius.  I ended up reading at least a dozen of them, because I was trying to figure out what it is that she does and how she does it.

I still don't know, but damn, the woman almost never makes a mis-step.  Like I said, you can love her or hate her, but she has her finger on the pulse of something that works for millions of readers.  When a friend of mine was dealing with a husband with ALS whose health was rapidly deteriorating, I asked her what I could do to help.  She asked me to send her a box of Nora Roberts.  The escapism was exactly what she needed to get her through.

But I'm borrowing one of Roberts' rare mis-steps to prove a point.  In one of her novels, one of the early trilogies, the hero and heroine have been dancing around each other, the hero ready to be more serious about their relationship, the heroine wanting to keep it casual.  One night when they are with a group of friends and family, he announces peremptorily to the group that she is moving in with him as of that night--the first she's heard about it.  She is infuriated.

They get in the car, you're expecting her to just blast him, but she doesn't say a word.  She is completely silent until they are in his apartment.  It makes absolutely no sense.  Roberts explains it by saying she (the heroine) is too mad to speak, but there is absolutely no reason why this character, who has never had a problem speaking when she was angry before, would suddenly be struck dumb.

Then they get to his apartment, and she starts to rant as he undresses and gets in his enormous jacuzzi tub.  He ends up pulling her in, while she is still entirely clothed.  And then I got it-- Oh.  she had them be silent in the car to set it up so she could have the jacuzzi scene.  It was a complete cop-out, in my opinion.  She wanted the jacuzzi scene, so she had the heroine act in a way that was out of character.  If you're going to refuse to move in, why wait until you're already there in the apartment to state your opinion?  It makes no sense whatsoever.  I was so irritated at that heroine for being such a wimp, because of course then she gives in, without him ever having asked what she wanted, or otherwise having to work out what the next step of their relationship is.  Of course, really the person I was angry with was Roberts, for having her heroine act like such a wuss, all so she could set up the steamy (*smirk*) jacuzzi scene.

Apparently this kind of thing doesn't bother most readers.  I just finished a new book, by someone who used to be one of my favorite authors, that is filled with moments like this-- smaller and less blatant, but still, you have the feeling that you're just moving from plot point to plot point instead of there being any legitimiate character development.

And it's especially disappointing to me because this woman was one of my most favorite romance novelists.  Her first trilogy is still one of my all-time favorite series, and the four that followed it were even better.  But her most recent series has been all about the formula, all about setting up these steamy or heartwarming or suspenseful or whatever moments, without worrying about the fact that to get there, her characters act in ways that make no sense from scene to scene.  What happened?  Did she change agents, or editors, or publishing houses?  Did she start listening too much to focus groups to find out what readers want?  Is she writing to what sells instead of what makes sense?  Whatever it is, I wish she'd stop, because I used to love her books.

but on the other hand, another author--whose work I enjoy and admire--said in her blog this week that this exact same novel is probably the best romance novel of 2011.  So what do I know.  But even if I'm in the minority, I still don't have to like it.  I'm about to give up on her.  There's one more to come in this series, and I'm sure I'll read it, just to fninsh out the series.  But if it's not considerably better, I'm done.

Friday, November 11, 2011

left behind #1

There are lots of great things about the house we're leaving, but there is nothing I will miss more than this:

Can you see what it is?  It's our measuring wall.  Permanently attached to the wall behind the laundry room door.  The main recent thing it shows is MadMax passing me by last spring, and pulling about dead even with Nell as of today.  *sniff*

I have a feeling there will be a series of these, so that's why this is #1.

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Riffday: alligator lizards in the air

The title is unrelated to anything--I was listening to (what music?  anyone care to ID? no fair googling) on my drive home today and that line stuck in my head. So I have nothing significant to say today, therefore I will just tell you some of the things I was thinking about while driving.

First of all, I have reached the point in the semester where the commute just feels ennnnnddddllllllesssssss.  It feels like I'm driving and driving and driving.  Thankfully it has been a beautiful fall, because the scenery is the only thing making it worthwhile at the moment.

So here is my rhetorical physics question for today.  (I said that like I have rhetorical physics questions every day.)  My commute takes place almost entirely on a state highway that runs more-or-less straight North-South.  For most of it, I'm driving parallel to a mountain range-- not as spectacular as anything in Colorado, but pretty enough, especially now that the tops are dusted with snow, a nice contrast to the golden wheat fields and changing leaves that are closer to the road.  The mountains are about 20 miles away from the road.  There is one long straightaway where there are several ponds and marshes along the road, and the mountains are reflected in them perfectly.  The water is right there next to the road, and the mountains are 20 miles away.  How does that work?  It just doesn't seem right.  It seems like you should just see sky.

But however it works, it's spectacularly beautiful.  It's like a mirror image of the mountains on the ground.  Especially this afternoon, since I was driving that stretch right as the sun was going down and the water was practically glowing.  And THEN, as if that wasn't enough, when I got to the part where the road follows the edge of a 27-mile long lake, the moon was up, casting a long path of light across the water.  It was breathtaking.

Another section of my drive, maybe a couple of miles or so, is along the west edge of the National Bison Range.  The NBR is over 18,000 acres, so in the four semesters I've been doing this commute, I've never seen bison out there, and I haven't really expected to.  You have to drive into the middle of it to see the bison.  But then a couple of weeks ago, there was a huge bull bison right there, about 250 yards from the road, just grazing in a field.  And both days this week, a herd of about 30-40 bison were grazing in one of the coulees.  I'm not sure what changed, but it's fun to see them. 

So. I guess I can't complain too much about the drive after all.

I'm listening to Hyperion, a Dan Simmons science fiction novel that is (with its sequel, The Fall of Hyperion) one of my all-time favorite books.  This is my 3rd time reading it, but my first time on audiobook.  This first volume is all setup-- there are 7 travelers on a mission, and in the first book, you just hear all seven of their stories.  They've used different people for the seven different voices, and although sometimes I don't care for that, it is pretty well done.

But I have to say I've been hanging out too much on writing websites.  I was mentally critiquing the first 35 pages or so before I got sucked into the story.  Tsk, tsk, he's telling and not showing.  Too many -ly adverbs in that paragraph.  The prologue isn't really necessary, is it?  Or if it is, why is it called a "prologue"? why isn't it just chapter 1?  I wondered if I was going to be able to get through it.

But once the first traveler started telling his story, I forgot about all that.  So I think this will remain firmly on my all-time favorites list.  I had forgotten how creepy it is at times.  Perfect for this time of year.

take that golden mean and stuff it

We all know the ways that our culture makes us feel bad because we don't measure up.  We're not thin enough, rich enough, witty enough, beautiful enough-- oh, the list is just endless.  We get it from magazines and TV shows and movies and even walking down the street.  The frumpy among us don't attract attention; the young, beautiful, thin ones do.

But what I was thinking about on the treadmill this morning is the other end of our endless urge to fit in.  The way we don't want to own our gifts, our brilliance, our unique amazingness.  Because what then?  Lift up the lid on that reluctance and what's there?  I still won't fit in.  I might stand out, I might attract attention.  Other people might be jealous, or they might not like me anymore, or it might make someone feel bad because they don't have my kind of special-ness.  It might throw off the dynamics of my friendships, my group.  What happens to a writing group if one person has considerably more talent than the others? What happens to the dynamics in a group of co-workers if one woman is brilliant and beautiful and frighteningly good at what she does?  or my own personal one:  what if I'm spectacular this one time, and then people expect me to be that way all the time?  and its variation:  if I'm good at this, what if it leads to complicated social interactions that are way too complex for me?

And then there's the whole "stuck-up" thing, leftovers from the playground days.  If I own my own brilliance, other people will think I'm stuck up, or a snob, or full of myself, or vain or conceited.  Ah, the playground.  The whole thing was about grinding you down, making your squiggly, unwieldy, capacious self fit in that little bitty mold of acceptability. And you go from the playground to junior high.  How in the world did we survive?

Here's my treadmill thoughts for today.  First of all, forget the playground bullshit.  There's some kind of playground economy that makes us feel like there's a tiny supply of one kind of brilliance and everybody wants it.  Only a few people can be the popular people while the rest of us look on longingly from the sidelines.  Don't believe it.  There's plenty of brilliance, oceans of it, infinite overflowing barrels of it in all shapes, colors, sizes, and types.  You've got plenty, and there's still an infinite amount left for everybody else.

And secondly, you do have to watch out about becoming a snot about it.  There's a fine line here, and it's complicated.  How do I own my own brilliance, without becoming conceited and full of myself?  (We're speaking hypothetically here, because I haven't owned mine yet.)  I think it must take recognizing that although your amazing gifts are yours alone, you aren't the only one that has gifts.  Everyone does, their own unique brand of them.  Ironic as it may sound, I think you have to have a bit of humility about being brilliant-- they're my gifts, and yet in some way, I'm not responsible for them.  Whether it comes easily or you have to work really hard, there's still some way that our gifts are exactly that:  gifts.  Something to be grateful for.

I think my fear about this part of it goes back to my post about confidence the other day.  I don't want to be one of the kids on the playground that is good at stuff and makes some hypothetical other kids feel bad.  In the past, I'd rather just be mediocre than make someone else feel bad. But I'm coming around on this one.  It really is their problem if they want my kind of gifts and not their own; there's not much I can do about that. 

One final thought:  I think this reluctance to acknowledge our own gifts is different than fear of failure.  Fear of failure is about going out and trying something new, something you might be good at or you might not.  I'm talking about acknowledging who we already are.  Allowing the things that I'm good at (which may be small, behind-the-scenes kinds of things) to be just as amazing as more showy ones.  Allowing myself to feel good about who I am, because dang, I'm good at (*insert your gifts here*).  Entertaining toddlers.  Dumping stuff in a crockpot and having it turn out well.  Spiking a volleyball.  Listening patiently to my daughter describe a movie.  Putting words together in sentences.  Teaching basketball.  Organizing a bunch of volunteers.  Knowing which can of paint to buy to turn a ho-hum room into a warm, welcoming one.  Macramé.  It could be anything.

And (of course) I'm reluctant to post this, because what if people think I'm conceited?  what if someone thinks that I think that I'm special?  what if someone thinks that I think that they think that she thinks....  right back to junior high.  Let's all just blow through that and be brilliant.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

the power nap

Yesterday's post started out with three paragraphs of how I couldn't think of anything to say, until suddenly I thought of garage sales.  So I ended up deleting the first bit.  So that means today I can whine about not being able to think of anything to say because I didn't say it yesterday, right?  I could do a Poetry Tuesday, but we're still on Wallace Stevens and I just don't wanna.  Not that there's nothing to say-- the more we read of him, the more I like him-- it's just that Poetry Tuesday takes work and I'm too tired.  So tired I had to pull over at a scenic overlook on the drive home from UTown so I wouldn't fall asleep at the wheel.  Took a five-minute catnap and then hit the road again.

Hmmm.  Whine #1:  Nothing to say.  Whine #2:  I'm tired.  These things come in threes, right?  so let's see.... another whine.... 

Except it just occurred to me I could write about naps.  I love naps.  Dean hates them.  If he falls asleep in the afternoon, he crashes for two or three hours, and then feels like crap when he wakes up.  When I take a nap, it takes me about ten minutes to fall asleep, then I sleep for about ten minutes, and then it takes about ten more minutes to wake up.  Thirty minutes and I feel great. 

Driving naps are even shorter.  Sometimes I get so dopey that I'm afraid I'm going to crash.  When that happens, if I pull into one of about a dozen scenic overlooks along my route, I can be asleep in under a minute.  Five to ten minutes later, I wake up and am good to go.  It's weird, I know.  I worry a bit that someone's going to pull over to check on me sometime, and I will be embarrassed to death.  But at least I won't have died in a car crash.

Hmmm, well, it's not Literary Art (and when are they?), but *check.* Another blog post for NaBloPoMo. :-)  How do you feel about naps?

Monday, November 07, 2011

Garage Sale woes

I enjoy poking around at other people's garage sales, and used to do it often when we needed stuff for the house.  But for the past several years now, our house has been stuffed to the gills and we don't need any more stuff, so I haven't made the garage sale rounds in a long time. 

But I've never liked having garage sales.  I don't like the tedium of pricing everything.  I don't like having to stand there while people paw through your things and make disparaging remarks, and I don't like that they bring $100 worth of stuff up to the counter and say, "Would you take $5 for this stuff?"  I think you have to enjoy bargaining for this to be fun, and I don't.  I don't like bargaining for cars, I don't like shopping in places where you're supposed to haggle over prices. 

Wow, I sound really grumpy again, don't I?

But we have had them on occasion.  When we'd been married for a couple of years, we had a garage sale with some friends where we sold off some of the many multiples of wedding gifts that we received (five picnic baskets, four brass planters, etc).  We made over $200, and given that we were in graduate school and it was almost 30 years ago, that was a lot of money.  But we had another one that wasn't really worth the trouble a few years after that, and then another similar one a few years after that, and so we quit doing them. 

But then Nell got old enough to want to make some money off selling her old toys, so she talked us into another one-- this was probably five or six years ago.  and I had some things to get rid of, so we agreed.  We spent days collecting stuff, and pricing stuff and getting it all together, and then the day of the sale it poured.  Not just a light shower, but huge, enormous, buckets of drenching rain all morning long.  We had some furniture, so a couple of furniture dealers still came, but only about three other people showed up.  The furniture dealers did their typical thing of offering you practically nothing.  So all that work, and I think we made less than $100.  And we still had all the stuff left that we had to get rid of anyway.

Never again, we said.  Just take it to the Salvo and take the tax deduction.  And that's what we've done ever since.  Sometimes I think we keep that place in business.

But now we're going to have to get rid of tons of stuff-- not just the back of my car filled up, but several pickup loads of stuff.  So I'm wavering.  Nell is coming home for Thanksgiving (if she can get a ride), and I'm hoping she will be enthusiastic about it and want to help, especially if I offer to split the proceeds with her.  Of course, given our track record, that might end up being $17.

Book Giveaway update:  After several delays due mainly to the fact that I hate going to the post office, I mailed the book giveaway boxes today, except Anna's, because I still don't have your address.  E-mail me, Anna! 

And that's it for today.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Dendrological insight, or aboriculture lesson, or silvics in action

Here's what I learned today:  there are three words for the study of trees:  arboriculture, dendrology, or silvics.  They probably all mean slightly different things, but that's close enough for my purposes.  Because I'm passing on what I learned 20 years ago when we visited here for the first time: not all trees that look like evergreens are actually .... um...... ever green.  We have acres of Western Larch around us, which are "deciduous conifers," which means that every year in the fall they lose their needles.  here are some pictures:

(note skiff of snow in the foreground.  the western larch are the ones that are yellow.)

The needles turn yellow, and then:

they fall off.

But when there's an entire hillside of them mixed in with grand and douglas firs, they're pretty (it's kind of hazy here today, so this isn't the greatest picture, but you get the idea):

And that's all I've got.  See you tomorrow.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

the boob tube

I have nothing against television.  At various times in my life, I have been utterly hooked on various TV shows-- usually the same ones everyone else is:  Moonlighting, Northern Exposure, and what was that one that ended when the actor playing the lead accidentally shot himself in the head while goofing around on set?  And Star Trek.  Oh, my word, were (are) we Trekkers.  The Original Series, which I started watching in grade school (it was a rerun damn it, I'm not that old).  And then we were purists for the first two seasons of NextGen and refused to watch it, until Nell was born and I was going crazy pacing the floor with her during her colicky period and I actually tried it.  Subtitles are an awesome thing when you are pacing the floor with a colicky infant.  But for some reason, although we tried, we never got hooked on any of the other versions. 

Anyway.  At some point, though, television left me behind.  Partly because of the age of my kids.  When Nell was 10-14, there was nothing on television that was appropriate for her to watch.  I wanted her to have her childhood, not be dealing with adult issues when she was 12.  And then reality TV took over, and I completely lost interest.  Other than a couple of episodes of HGTV shows that technically qualify as reality TV but aren't really like Survivor or American Idol, I don't think I've ever seen an entire episode of a reality TV show.  I can never make it through.  The people are dumb, or they are mean and conniving, or they're putting themselves through hell to get to a goal that doesn't mean anything to me.  And anyway, it isn't reality, no matter how much they call it reality TV.

But then MadMax grew up enough to watch TV, and we were suddenly hooked on  Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters and Deadliest Catch (which are technically reality TV, I know, but they're not contests where someone is getting kicked off the show every week, at least)(I'm too soft-hearted, I want everyone to win).  And then we got a DVR-- less than a year ago-- and finally I am starting to enjoy TV again.  You can fast forward through the commercials.  You can get online, pick what shows you want to record with a click or two, and then watch them whenever you want.

So we still watch Mythbusters (how can you not love a show that tries to explode a garden shed by popping massive amounts of popcorn in it?), although not so much Dirty Jobs anymore because I think we've seen them all.  We've added Family Guy (which still seems too adult to me for a 14-year-old, but when I object, he just rolls his eyes and says, "You think I don't know this, Mom?")(He gets jokes that would have gone over my head when I was in college.)  And while Dean and MadMax were hunting in Idaho, they were introduced to Big Bang Theory.  I have to admit I love it.  It's so deliciously nerdy, and we are all nerds around here.  We're branching out to Community, too.

And I've started watching Nigella.  Have I ever posted about how much I love reading cookbooks? (a true irony, since I don't really cook all that well).  So I've read 3-4 of her cookbooks.  (If you've never read one, start with How to Eat, which I think was her first one, before she started her TV show.)  They're hilarious, although I have to say I've only used a couple of her recipes-- they often have those furrin British ingredients that are hard to find around here.

But they were talking about her show on the Bettyverse awhile back and I realized I'd never seen it, as much as I adore her cookbooks.  So I went to the DirecTV website, clicked to record it to our DVR, and finally got around to watching a couple of episodes this morning while I did my stretches.  OMG, it is like watching foreplay.  That woman loves her food, sensuously loves her food, and after awhile you start to wonder if she's having an affair with the camera-man.  Her looks to the camera are alternately coy, come-hither, happy, sly, or all-out brilliantly happy.  It's fun to watch.  I might be hooked.

She's my kind of cook.  A few inexact quotes:  While chopping onions:  "They could be chopped a bit more finely, but I'm stopping now."  When having company over, "You want a bit of oomph.  That's what this is about:  oomph with ease."  "I like xxx like this, but do as you please."  ("do as you please" pronounced "Dooze you please" with a coy glance thrown over her shoulder.)  Discussing sausages:  "These are skinny sausages.  I don't normally like that in anything."  and the two shows I watched ended up with her, at night, slipping down to the fridge to nosh on the leftovers.

And did I mention how much I love fast-forwarding over the commercials?  The last two commercial breaks were each FOUR MINUTES long.  ACK.

good grief, this got long.  It really wasn't going to be.